Alpen What?
Blinking heck! I thought. There’s a young girl handing out food bars to people on the corner of High Holborn, London. She was with a young man who had a logo emblazoned plastic box on wheels and who like her was passing out dozens of freebie muesli bars.
Or were they muesli bars? Was I witnessing an attack? Was the girl even human?
I thought I’d better ask her.
“You just need a uniform,” she said, “and a trolley like this one.”
Aha. Deek’s Poisoners guide begins! How bad has it gotta be for them to hand it out for free anyway?
May 5th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Scary, innit?
May 5th, 2007 at 5:25 pm